Look, as long as you can find someone who was born within three months of you, who is guaranteed to never work for the same employer, and who has a number of Twitter followers within 20% of you, HAVE ALL THE CRAZY KINKY SEX YOU WANT.

— The Real Noah Smith 🧨 (@latenitenoah) August 29, 2021

Ah, the glorious liberal future! Where do I sign up?

(This says “for the same employer” but I’ve seen people argue that it’s harassment to sleep with someone in the same industry as you. Yes, that’s crazy. Yes, it’s also common.)