One of my friends has a miserable (non-Covid) cold and another has a very bad stomach bug of some kind. The latter friend was joking that she needs a T-shirt that says “Please remain outside spew radius” and a pair of pants that say on the butt “Please remain outside splash zone.”

Well, that’s one of the reasons I love her and that we get along. She has an utterly disgusting and morbid sense of humor.