In high school I went to a sleepover and the girl I liked climbed into bed with me and she started tickling me and I was like ‘hahaha okay well time for bed' and I think about that twice every 5 minutes.

— David Drake (@TheDavidDrake) January 17, 2022

Worry not, my friend! I was this clueless too.

I just assumed no one wanted me, so even a girl giving very clear signs like literally taking off her clothes and climbing into bed with me I took as, she must be too warm and sleepy, better let her sleep. I am sure the girl in question was very confused by my non-response but if she’d known my life history up to that point of people telling me how horrible and unattractive I was, I think she’d’ve understood better.