Fat Acceptance acolyte: Weighing 400 pounds is natural and good. It’s just how my body wants to be. It’s healthy and nothing else is possible. HAES. HAES!

Brute reality: Hello, you’re going to die of a massive heart attack when you’re 48, your quality of life will be shit the entire time, and you’ll probably lose a limb or two before that.

Food consortiums: I see no problem here.