Paper straws were the current thing for about 5 minutes based on a totally fake study by a 9 year old in 2011. Now I get to suck on wood pulp with my iced tea every morning, 11 years later. The kid is now 20, I hope he only wears clothes made out of paper. https://t.co/4cWyawsTh6
— Marc Andreessen (@pmarca) April 13, 2022
I got a milkshake and the shitty paper straw didn’t even make it all the way through me drinking it — and I inhale those things fast. I need to remember to carry some of the thousands of real straws I bought with me everywhere.
We live in a comically terrible timeline.