Men of Reddit, can you describe what it’s like being a guy in five or less words?

There’s too much for five words or less and some of this is discussed a bit in the comments, but I’d say: Being a guy means being aware that the universe is vastly indifferent to you, and that people only notice or care about you if your partner is really hot or you make a lot of money (preferably both).

Otherwise, here’s what the world has to say to you as a guy: FUCK YOU, YOU’RE EXPENDABLE.