Girls be like: It’s morally wrong that a man doesn’t want to date a woman who looks and acts like an orangutan.

Same girls, looking and acting like an orangutan: I will only date a man who makes more than 100K a year, is 6’2″ or above, owns a house, and will accept my horrifying terribly-behaving kids as his own.

Damn I am so glad I’m not on that scene.