The reason I write about Sydney Sweeney is a lot of FA types shame her for her body and she has what was a completely normal, average 24-year-old woman’s body in 1990. Sure, she’s often dolled up, but she’s not super-fit. She’s not super-skinny. She’s not gym buff. She’s just…completely normal.

That the FA clowns see her as some anomaly, some impossible-to-achieve goal is fucking preposterous. Back in 1990, 90% of 24-year-old women looked about like she does.