Power of Will

I donโ€™t like Oreos* โ€” they taste like fucking trash โ€” but even if I did, open all you want in front of me. I will not eat them. Iโ€™m driving this fucking bus, buddy, and I decide where itโ€™s going. And I like telling people no. Even including myself.

Not doing something is just incredibly easy for me.

*I do like Oreos in milkshakes. The cold suppresses the crap taste and then itโ€™s more about texture and mouth feel.