I can do none of these things and don’t care to learn them.

This is why I pay people. My partner is also far better at this stuff than I am and if she wants to do them, she’s welcome to do so. I will be the muscle if required. I have tried several of these things and it inevitably ends with me destroying something expensive (not out of rage, but out of pure incompetence) and then it costing 10 times as much money and 20 times as much time than if I’d just let a professional have at it from the start.

Just not worth it. The reason I have money is to avoid doing shit I’m bad at.