It’s weird when people say, “Medical science has gotten so good, obese people live nearly as long as the non-obese!” Well so fucking what. I care about quality of life too, and I don’t understand why more people don’t. And the QOL of the obese — especially as they get older — is pretty crummy.

Meanwhile, I’m nearly as fit as I was at 23 and can do things a lot of people half my age cannot do. And like McDonald’s, I’m lovin’ it.