People on Twitter be like, “I wore 37 masks and sprayed Lysol in my face every ten minutes, but an airplane flew above my head and someone on that plane had walked near a chinchilla that had Covid before boarding, and all my family got Covid and died because a single viral particle fell from the plane and then despite me heroically spewing a flamethrower at it as it chased me down the street like a cheetah on turbo-meth, I still got Covid and killed my whole family! Twice! Lockdown 4EVA!!!!”

Where do these people come from?