Not that I’d need it now, but there should be a dating service that only accepts women with no tattoos and no plastic surgery. These days, though, that’d be a very small percentage of women. If I needed it, though, I’d pay a whole lot for it. We’re talking high five figures if I were looking for a relationship. Tattoos in particular for me kill all sexual and other romantic attraction immediately.

What should the criteria for men be there? The same? Doesn’t seem quite commensurate but not sure.