Try this: โEven if you were the most gorgeous woman in the world, Iโd rather tongue-kiss a Toro chipper-shredder than spend a single minute in the same space with you. If you, Hitler and Putin were in the same room and I had a pistol with two bullets, Iโd shoot you twice. If somehow you were still alive after, Iโd beat myself to death with the pistol.โ
Thatโs a start, right? ๐