Joey B Tellin’ It Straight

A company that the org I work for does business with was grousing that we were quarantining their email. Which, we were. And thatโ€™s because their email server was an open relay spewing spam every which way. For those not in the know, an โ€œopen relayโ€ means that if someone knows how, from anywhere on the internet and with no authentication, someone can send email pretending to be anyone else to anyone at all. I got tired of this company claiming the email issues were on our end and decided to do something about it.

So I connected to their broken-ass server and sent an email โ€œfromโ€ President Joe Biden [joe.biden@whitehouse.gov] to everyone on their email chain, including all the people whining and complaining. The first part said, โ€œThis is President Joe Biden mailing you from your completely open email server to let you know itโ€™s as secure as a screen door on a submarine.โ€

They were angry, but it got the point across. And they fixed their shit right after that. Sometimes people donโ€™t listen so you have to make them pay attention.

Thank you, Mr. President, for your assistance. ๐Ÿ˜‰