The Republicans’ idea of equality is everyone is equal as long as you’re white, male, kind of dumb, and drive a big, useless truck and bang on about how you like to run people over and that commie bike riders and pedestrians should get the hell out of the way.

The Democrats’ idea of equality is that how you behave and what you do in the world don’t really matter, as long as you speak the right words and are a good PMC bagholder. To them, a female Hitler would be a great example of an equitable outcome.