I was also told by women several times in my youth that, “Women never cheat. It’s always men.”

Well, I am pretty smart so I immediately said, “Then who are the men cheating with? Doesn’t seem mathematically likely.” I mean, that one woman they are all getting with must be very tired. Of course that just made my interlocutors angry. Which I enjoy, don’t get me wrong.

(I grew up in rural North Florida so they were definitely talking about straight people only here.)