I seem to be on a rampage against the fat acceptance/fat celebration movement lately. But they make it easy as they are now so unscientific and disconnected from the evidence as to be complete parodies of good sense.

So here I go again.

Like this. Doctors know that if you weigh 350 pounds, many of your other health problems are likely caused or exacerbated by that. They’ve been to medical school. Trust me, they know and their knowledge is accurate and evidence-supported.

And also, the word “curvy.” (Warning: If you click on the links from here on, you will see naked people.) When I was a kid and even a young man, curvy meant this woman.

She is curvy. She has very feminine lines. She’s thin but not skinny — this was the very definition of curvy until I was 20 or so.

But then curvy — at least by the FA nutcases — became this.

That is not curvy. That is obese.

Yeah, yeah, meanings of words change, blah blah, but the meaning here is being redefined by people who can’t help but stuffing their gobs with Twizzlers and Twinkies and thinking the world owes them being attracted to them.

Well. That ain’t pretty when men do it, and it ain’t pretty when women do it either (which the FA movement is mostly female).

I ain’t owe you shit. I decide who I am attracted to. Not being attracted to obese women is not some sort of -ism. I’m also not attracted to jerks, Nazis or conservative women, or women with gauges or tattoos. My right. Not yours.

I believe fat people should have all the rights (and the responsibilities) of everyone else. No exceptions.

But I also believe that jesus christ just shut the fuck up and work more on losing weight rather than making the rest of us suffer through your misdirected bullshit.

Fuck.