Ahh, Russians are controlling my mind. It burns!

I just showed up at the polling station again attempting to vote for Donald Trump over a month after the election. That’s just how strong the residual mind control is! Still hasn’t worn off. Damn.

Now I will return to my usual diet of Russian propaganda websites such as Truthdig and Naked Capitalism. Obviously Russian propaganda, comrade, because they were critical of Hillary Clinton, да?

Now join me in a rousing rendition of “The Internationale.”

♩♪♫♬Arise, mistreated ones of the earth…..♩♪♫♬