Those damn sites that use for validation addresses you’ve lived previously and the birth month of (for example, the one I got) your mother — hell, I have no idea.

I’ve lived at over 20 addresses in my life. I barely remember the one I’m at now. Why would I know one from 10 years ago? The answer is that I do not.

And my mom tried to stab me. Think I know her birth month? No I also do not.

Of the questions asked, the first time I tried to authenticate I could not because it asked me garbage like that, and a few more that I couldn’t answer, either.