All the ways to be fired

I could never be a talk show host or anything like that because I tend to say whatever comes to mind. Itโ€™s just built in. Or more accurately, it doesnโ€™t ever impinge on my mind consciously, rather it egresses from my mouth seemingly ex nihilo.

One of the reasons I tend to be quiet is that if I speak, I am never sure what is going to emerge. Better to say nothing.

A friend of mine used to ask me, โ€œDo you have to just say whatever pops into your head?โ€

But hereโ€™s the thing. It didnโ€™t pop into my head. I only knew it was going to come out of my mouth when I heard it, just as you did.

Oftentimes, I am just as surprised as anyone else by what I hear emanating from my own face.