Shorter than that

Stupid fuckwits.

Hereโ€™s companies you donโ€™t short: companies that are going up like a Falcon 9 Heavy!

This is a terrible strategy almost always. If you really think you need to short something, an option contract is almost (99% of the time) a better alternative. You limit your losses in a predictable fashion and the gains can be nearly as much โ€” often more.

Yaโ€™ll motherfuckers donโ€™t understand risk โ€” and that goes for the people who write the algorithms.

Companies you short (which I never really recommend) are for example RIM after the iPhone is released, etc.

โ€œMasters of the universeโ€ my ass. Dumber than dirt is more like it.