I’m glad other people get something out of these activities. Truly, I am. But these are things I am just built too differently to understand why anyone likes them or wants them:

• massage
• meditation
• psychotherapy

In the end, I just don’t want people monkeying with me or my mind. I don’t think anyone has much to tell me — including myself. And I’m not interested in telling anyone anything at all, especially for money.

Those above are areas where I am so disconnected from the rest of humanity that I just have no idea what anyone is possibly getting out of those pursuits. I don’t think they are fraudulent (well, not so sure about psychotherapy) or worthless, but it’s a mystery like “What exactly is an electron?” or “Why was that show that used to come on before Lost with the non-funny Belushi brother so very bad?”

Some things one will never understand. Those are my areas of puzzlement, it appears.