How do people stand using their phones to do basically anything on the internet?

I seriously cannot understand it. Perhaps I am just too old. It’s a miserable, horrible, slow, eye-destroying experience. Every time I attempt to use my phone to do anything internet-related, I hate myself and everyone. And I have a fast phone and know how to use it just fine.

Maybe it’s because I type a lot and produce a lot of things, rather than consume. I don’t know. I do know that I can do something on my iMac in 30 seconds that takes me 10-20 minutes on my phone.

Portability just ain’t worth wasting that much time.