the best thing about this story is the opening words are “I am no fan of pizza,” which is a disclaimer that should be included on every opinion story if the writer carries that kind of ludicrous opinion pic.twitter.com/hPRUfGL18r
— Matt Berman (@Mr_Berman) July 19, 2018
Yes. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t at least like pizza. They are probably a robot. An evil, evil robot.