Language Games

More useless language garbage.

Letโ€™s change these, too:

command: polite computer suggestion

error: binary challenge re-education opportunity

warning: patriarchal computer-splaining

mount: consent-based mutual-agreed shared drive addition

slot: gender-neutral hardware interface area

binary: โˆžnary โ€” there are more than two bit genders!

cookie: vegan gluten-free culture-neutral generic computer information container

buffer: flabbier. All fitness levels are valid!

FAT32: HAES32. See above

gender changer: no changes necessary

These people waste so much time on inconsequential bullshit. They are not even good suggestions โ€” longer (more syllables) and more difficult to say than the original, and not really any clearer. The only one I semi-agree with is master/slave. However, a primary/replica and a master/slave in the computer world are NOT the same things.