Slow down and slow up mean the same thing

Smartphone advancement has experienced a slowdown. Iโ€™m hoping that means I can continue using my small iPhone SE for at least 3-4 years more. Itโ€™s unlikely that small phones will be made again, it appears, and I have no use for a phone without a headphone jack. Wireless headphones are all terrible and I donโ€™t need a bunch of adapters to lose.

After that, I am not sure what I will do. I hardly use the phone now as it is and wish I could toss it in the garbage. Itโ€™s another mind virus, though not as bad as Facebook. If I could get by with a flip phone I would do that. I could if I didnโ€™t depend on mapping applications so much โ€” but those are the only real apps I use on my phone.

When I retire, I wonโ€™t have a retirement party. Iโ€™ll have a โ€œtorch the smartphoneโ€ party.