I ordered 900 plastic straws from Amazon just a few minutes ago. 500 are individually wrapped and 400 are loose.

Trying to work around the utterly moronic straw bans happening everywhere lately. I figure I use 3-4 plastic straws a week, and at that rate they should last a good while even if every restaurant bans them. The individually-wrapped ones are for keeping in the car or my bag so I can always have one. I would’ve ordered more but the plastic will start breaking down after about 10 years so it’s pointless.

What a waste of fucking time and money but I don’t like drinking without a straw, and any drink on the go really needs one.