Some people are fueled by greed. Others by spite or love. My sole career motivation is to someday control the temperature of the place I work

— Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__) May 24, 2019

Good luck! I am the fucking CTO of my company and I can’t control the temperature of where I work. And, consequently, I freeze every day, even in high summer. The company is contemplating moving completely to a virtual office so when that day arrives, I might become not an ice cube.

Strangely, or perhaps not so strangely, one of the main reasons I am hoping for the office to go remote-only soon is the above ever-present frostbite reason.