I want to a make a smartphone app called “Mechanical Jerk” where you pay someone to do jerkish things to someone else — like cancel their dinner reservations, spray shaving cream on their car’s windshield in a parking lot, fill up their mailbox with some soil and grass seed when they are away on vacation and await results, call loan companies saying you (they) are interested, thus they receive tons of spam calls all the time.

You get the idea.

Mechanical Jerk. Where are some VCs to fund this? Let’s do it.