Women often claim they get tattoos to repel men but go on to complain bitterly when the men they desire are no longer attracted to them because of those tattoos.

Other than that I have to look at them, were I in the dating market, I’d appreciate those disfiguring bits of personal defacement in the sense that they are accurate advertising that the woman in question is unsuitable for me. In that way, it’s a win. A fast, easy, reliable sorting mechanism. Those are rare.

Too bad tattoos are so ugly, though.