55°: sweat begins
65°: clothes soaked
75°: passing birds bathe on skin
85°: locomote on belly by becoming 1-man slip’n’slide
95°: Full Slime— gregory erskine (@cat_beltane) July 13, 2016
For me:
55°: Need parka, attempting to set fire to random objects, animals for warmth.
65°: Still need parka, no longer setting fire to animals.
75°: A light jacket is okay if the air is perfectly still.
85°: Comfortable, not warm enough yet to swim. Not sweating yet. AC is not needed.
95°: Pretty good. Warm enough to swim.
100°: It’s getting a little warm; still not sweating.
105°: Remember to turn on AC.
110°: A little sweat appears. Everyone else is dead.
Wait, why are you as far north as you are?
80 degrees is about as hot as I can stand in a car with no AC and the windows shut; but 80-90 degrees outside is nice. The AC stays on full blast at 100 degrees. Fall here is “yay it’s not humid” and winter is mainly, “I get to wear pants”
I thought that tweet was Minnesotan or Welsh for some reason. :p
I much prefer FL, but the IT opportunities are fairly limited and my partner could not stand the mosquitoes so it was hard for her to go outside.
One day, we’ll probably end up with summer/winter places, maybe one in Vermont or Oregon or something and one in Florida.