All Kindsa Wrong

This is an actual question on the official study guide of a cert (CISM) I am studying for. And it is egregiously, laughably wrong in every aspect. (The bolded answer is what it thinks is correct.)

1) โ€œIP Security v6โ€ is not a real protocol name. There is nothing called that anywhere in my field. There is IPSec, which applies to both IPv4 and IPv6.

2) The explanation about source and destination IPs being inside the encrypted portion is false in general. Too detailed to go into here, but it just does not work like that at all.

3) MITM resistance in IPsec comes from authenticated key exchange and integrity, not from hiding IP addresses.

4) Even good ol’ IPsec does not prevent MITM in all deployment types. Pre-shared keys, for example, are vulnerable such that an MITM attacker can obtain an OTP and log in as the remote user. Also, pretty-common NULL-authenticated IPsec completely does not protect against MITM and should be treated like plaintext traffic in almost all cases.

That question is just wrong in fifty-eleven different ways. Amazing that is on a study guide. But networking is usually the worst area on anything like this as no one knows what the hell they are talking about ever in that field (see the clownishly asinine NAT ISN’T A FIREWALL AND OFFERS NO SECURITY bullshit the Hacker News-type doofs always spout).

Market Fit

Got in a little trouble at work because I refused to let the marketing department make any changes to the technical documents and info I send to customers.

But I don’t care. Nope, not gonna do it, never gonna happen.

Bisc

Every political side has quite a few absolutely tardbiscuit beliefs that they just cannot give up.

The left:

1) Binary sex isn’t real.
2) No evolution occurred above the neck.
3) Humans are a blank slate (and all related to that).

The right:

1) Climate change isn’t real.
2) Vaccines don’t work.
3) Markets automatically solve everything.

No side has any monopoly on truth or thinking coherently. Which is why I have no side.

Overstart

Time to start over.

We’ve been told women never do anything like this. The reality is they do violent-ass destructive shit quite often, but are very rarely punished for it and don’t receive nearly the disapprobation that men do for the same things. Because they are “not a threat.” (Right.)

My own mother was the violent one when my parents got divorced, so I know this is true. She attacked my dad several times and destroyed a lot of his stuff. Some of which I used, so it pissed me off too.

Men only wish they could get away with the absolute bullshit many women do.

Pow Du

I think the most hilarious and pathetic part of the failure of feminism in the 2020s has been the ludicrous attempt to stigmatize and illegalize attraction. Not doing anything about it, or even stating it, but just the “violation” of being attracted to some woman or other.

That’s powerful dumb.

No Soar

Accounting for inflation changes the picture a lot from this senationalism of “soared.” Nothing “soared” so far:


FY Nominal Real (2025 $) Real YoY change
2015 $582B $791B โ€”
2016 $584B $783B -0.9%
2017 $590B $775B -1.1%
2018 $623B $799B +3.1%
2019 $676B $851B +6.6%
2020 $714B $888B +4.3%
2021 $742B $882B -0.7%
2022 $751B $826B -6.3%
2023 $805B $851B +3.0%
2024 $850B $872B +2.6%
2025 $893B $893B +2.4%
2026* $962B $936B +4.8%
2027* $1.5T $1.425T +52.3%

* Projection-based rows.

If the 2027 rise occurs, though, that will be “soared.” Motherfuckers do not do their homework. And they should.

Multiple Clown Levels

As usual, the person in the post below exhibits several different layers of clownishness.

Which pilot do you think will perform better, will take more risks, will be more likely to get the mission done?

1) The one who knows he or she, when shot down, will be abandoned and left to be tortured or killed by thugs?

2) The one who knows that thousands of people will put in every effort to get you back, to save you from that fate?

Hmm, I wonder. I mean, to me it doesn’t take a genius to determine which pilot is likely to do a far superior job, to have much better performance as a pilot. But most people can’t think, and those who can rarely do. Like a lot of the idiot left worldwide, of course, the doof below is not even attempting thought. He’s just anti-American.

Git Away

Do sysadmins need git?

I think we need something like Git, but just not something so horrible and complex to use.

Git is great — if you’re a full-time developer. Ok, not great, as even among devs only about 10% can use it competently. But it does some things they need while being way over-complex.

But it does almost nothing I need. I’d use something like Git all the time if it were about 100x easier to use.