What kind of respectable dinosaur would be named “Barney?” That’s something you’d name a mule or a particularly dull goat. No, my friends, any reputable dinosaur would be called “Fleshripper” or “Thunder of the North” or something like that. It just makes sense.

I miss the days when all it took for a woman to fall in love with you was to climb in through her bedroom window at night and stare at her while she’s sleeping.

Ah, those were the days. 😉