I guess now they are gonna have to take the kitty litter boxes out of schools that were there for the furries and otherkin.

Also, all the operating rooms in every school for surgically transitioning kids without their parents’ consent are done for, too.

Damn.

Maybe every election from now on will be about who gets to put who in the FEMA camps.

And then arguing about if the FEMA camps are good or not, depending on which side is in power.

This Sony 4K Monitor Brought My PC and PlayStation Gaming To The Next Level.

4K? They still make monitors with resolutions that pitiful? 😉 Anything below 5K for my main screen now just makes my head ache.

Best thing to do when walking behind a women alone at night?

Most likely run at top speed while leaping up in the air like Mikhail Baryshnikov and bellowing, “I am not a rapist! I am not an abuser!”

That’s always been my go-to. Sometimes I add a little electric slide in there to really get my point across.

What the heck is nougat?

I have nougat damn idea.

TGI Fridays files for bankruptcy.

Darn. They might have to sell all their microwaves.

(In reality it looks like another PE casualty, though their food was genuinely terrible microwaved crap.)

Men, what’s a good movie to watch on a first date?

Probably either Cannibal Holocaust or A Serbian Film. Maybe do a double header, really get things going.

Speak for yourself, buddy. “Spooktacular” is a year-round conversational staple for me.

This pizza I ordered from a pizza place literally 2 minutes away.

Caveat: the pizza place is two minutes away if you drive at 10,000mph. That acceleration and decel is a real bitch.

I hope either to die calmly in my sleep or surrounded by vast piles of my defeated enemies.

Either one is okie-dokie with me.

What is the most extreme thing you’ve ever done to get a woman’s attention?

Blew up an entire planet with a thriving civilization on it.

(I’m Darth Vader.)

MIL fed my houseplants blood.

Bad move. Once a plant gets a taste for blood they start hunting. And once that happens, you wake up in the middle of night with some Pothos tendrils around your neck. Then it’s over.

Very dangerous thing to do.

‘Appreciate winter for what it is, without wishing it were something different’: psychologist Kari Leibowitz on beating the seasonal blues.

Screw that. Let’s destroy winter! Winter deserves to be eliminated for its long, evil reign.