I was looking for some Wimbledon matches to watch on a website that slant-rhymes with The Ferret Way, and saw something like this:

SABINE LISICKI (GER, 23) – AGNIESZKA RADWANSKA (POL, 4)

It took me a moment to figure out that the number was their world ranking, not their ages. I don’t really follow tennis, but do have a few players that I enjoy watching play, so age is what occurred to me first.

I’m glad they are not letting four-year-olds play in Wimbledon.