This is probably the stupidest trend I’ve ever heard of, and I grew up in a place chock full of people like this, so I’ve seen some pretty goddamn stupid things in my life.

Where I grew up, people were already burying guns in their back yards, long, long before the Tea Party (early to mid-80s). They were already talking about the Amero, and the imminent UN takeover of the US.

But at least then, people were thrifty (because they were poor) and just didn’t throw money out the window on something so heinously stupid as “rollin’ coal.”

Everyone always thinks their country/culture/way of life is in decline, but sometimes it really is.

This is one of those times.