All kinds

โ€œAll kinds of illegalโ€ is a great phrase.

This article reminded me of it.

It also reminded of one time when the police came to search my uncleโ€™s house. This was the same uncle who liked to keep ammunition in the drinking cups in the kitchen cabinets.

So I asked him, โ€œUncle Wayne, whyโ€™re the police searching your house?โ€

His reply: โ€œWell, could be any number of reasons.โ€

Ah, North Florida. There is nowhere else like it. For which we should all be thankful.

0 thoughts on “All kinds

  1. Cliff, in the Lake City, FL area. It’s changed quite a lot since I lived there, though. Where there would be 1-2 houses there are now dozens; fields I used to walk through as a kid are now housing developments.

    • Ah, not quite panhandle, not quite peninsula either. When I lived in Gainesville I heard some hairraising stuff about the backwoods in North Florida, much wilder than where I’m from, about four counties south (Polk) half in town and half in cowboy country.

      I mostly grew up in a small town on the gulf coast south of Sarasota (talk about changed, out of curiousity I had a look at neighborhoods I thought I knew on google streetview and didn’t recognize 90% of it).

      • Ha, yeah, about North Florida it was pretty backwards when I was kid. Probably about 20-30 years behind the rest of the country. It has since jumped ahead, modernized a lot, and is not nearly the place it used to be — for better and worse.

        It lost a lot of character, but also lost as a benefit a lot of the overt racism and other prejudices, though of course the covert sort is still prevalent there.

        Because I grew up there, I still miss a lot of the things that as a kid were normal to me that I suspect others who didn’t grow up there would find terrifying or at least uncivilized.

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