Clammy drone

Killing people with drone strikes is worse than clamato, but Iโ€™m not sure by how much.

When a drone tosses a bomb at you, youโ€™re usually dead. But when you drink clamato you must live the horror of that experience for the rest of your life.

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    • Alas, I have. My grandfather was a, uh, connoisseur of that libation most foul, and I tried it once when he had a glass.

      Needless to say, that was a mistake.

      That was many years ago, but I still recall it like some people remember where they were when Kennedy was shot or when 9/11 happened.

  1. Really? I thought Clamato was a Canadian snowbird thing.

    Just avoid Bloody Caesars. Don’t drink them even if the person offering them says they’re just like Bloody Marys.

    Would mixing fresh clam juice and V8 together put you off or is it just something about Clamato specifically that’s awful?

    • I’ve never had a Bloody Caesar. Will definitely keep it that way.

      Tomato juice is terrible. Clam juice is worse. Mixing them creates some sort of accursed beverage apocalypse.

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