This might not be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of, but it’ll sure do till I remember what that stupidest thing actually was.

Being proud of breaking a chair is pure farcical lunacy.

What’s next, being proud of your having your foot depoditated (I just made that word up) when you are 50 due to diabetes?

Don’t laugh. It’s almost guaranteed to happen. When a movement goes fucking barking at the moon Olanzapine-snarfing crazy, it usually goes all the way.