I know it’s not on offer, but if it were, I’d gladly cut my pay in half for universal health care, a $20 minimum wage, real unions having a say again, and UBI.

I know, I know: fairies and unicorns and princesses.

But the thing is, the 40-hour-work week, a minimum wage and Social Security all were at one time also fairies and unicorns and princesses.

Don’t believe that, read some goddamn history for once.