Befriended

Look at this goofy assclown.

Iโ€™m not married, but Iโ€™ve been with my (female) partner for 11 years now โ€” and I am so thankful for the women Iโ€™ve made friends with over the years in the various places Iโ€™ve lived. Theyโ€™ve enriched my life greatly and Iโ€™m incidentally going to visit a (woman) friend in a few weeks (and Iโ€™m very excited about this because sheโ€™s the coolest).

Youโ€™re a sad little fuckstick, Matt Walsh, and your family tree is probably a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.