Since it’s clear we’ll do nothing at all about mass shootings and enormous gun violence, it’s probably better to just treat it like the weather: an unremarkable, predictable event that just happens. We should also just report it as such.

We already effectively do this. Seen much about the Vegas shooting lately? I bet a lot of people have already completely forgotten it.

The weather today: 82 degrees and mild. Slaughter level: 12 people dead in mass shootings. The forecast is 37 by the end of the day, with a possibility of the high 40s. Back to you, Dana.