“You know that guy says he’s your friend but I guarantee you 100% he’d sleep with you if you asked.”

Bitch if someone offered me free pie I’d 100% eat it because I love pie. But unless I hang around all hangry asking “so…pie?” it’s a non-issue.

— Naomi Wu 机械妖姬 (@RealSexyCyborg) September 7, 2018

Love Naomi Wu. Not sure why these are mutually exclusive in anyone’s mind, but people are very strange.

And perhaps this used to be true of me, even, when I was younger. But you know what, I am pretty lazy. And sex is a lot of work. Sex with a new person is even more work.

These days if a female friend asked to have sex with me, I’d be like, “Can we play Scrabble instead? It’s more intimate and less clean-up.”