Otherwise, watch this performance. Unbelievably, the eponymous singer is 57 years old in this video. She must’ve been drinking the blood of the young because damn she looks great and about 28. More importantly, she gives a great show and her voice sounds even better than it did in ’84.

Oh yes, why should Americans not watch? As she’s running around the stage hyperkinetically, her breasts actually move and jiggle. I know, crazy, right?