Was going to make a list of all the things I was thrown out of class for in middle and high school, but who has time to read 200,000 words, and some of it would probably get me in trouble with the liberal fuddy-duddies and possibly other similar contingents.

Some of them are very funny reasons, but not in today’s climate. (No, I was never disrespectful to women and sure as fuck didn’t assault a woman, but in today’s climate, better to stay mum.)