I’ve always felt a spiritual connection with grizzly bears. They’re slow, chunky and have an overwhelming affection for peanut butter–just like I do.
The “slow” part, I mean. A grizzly bear can run at 35mph. Usain Bolt’s top speed is around 28mph. And here’s some news: you aren’t Usain Bolt.
People also think bison are slow because they are large; another fatal mistake. They can also run at 35mph.