I look at houses a lot. My partner does, too. Mainly so we’ll know what we want when prices inevitably get the shit kicked out of them again, which they will. It’s inevitable. Then we’ll be ready to buy. And I see all these places with words on the wall, like this one:

“Home?” Like, did you forget where you were? The Alzheimer’s getting to be a little too much?

And this is another one I found. I made an addition, though. Doesn’t look as good as it could because I don’t have Photoshop on this compy:

I don’t understand it, especially that latter one which looks like it was scrawled by a third-grader.