If I were Bezos rich, I wouldn’t have a massive car collection, a bunch of houses or anything like that. What I’d have is the best aquarium ever seen on this planet. Well, aquarium complex. It’d make the one in Atlanta look like something constructed by a swarm of pikers. It’d be vast and comprehensive. It’d have constellations of keepers and tenders and scientists (I’d want real research to be done there), and a couple of days a week it’d be open to the public for free. Mess with my fish, though, and into the shark tank you go.

So that’s what I’d have. The largest and best aquarium on the entire planet.