What if eating meat is not only wrong – but obsolete?

Meat is dead. Carnivores are going the way of cigarette smokers and, by 2050, there’s a good chance that it will be socially unacceptable to eat meat. In the same way that we’re now horrified people used to smoke in offices and airplanes, we’ll find it almost unthinkable that people used to consume animals so casually and frequently.

Fine with me, as long as I can still get meat. I have no problem at all with being absolutely positively downright socially unacceptable. Then, I will be as a demi-god, lording over the malnourished eating their garbage food. OK, I have no interest in lording over anyone, really, but I won’t eat the offal and heart-destroying dreck that food companies are peddling as meat replacements no matter how much it tastes like real meat. I care what it does to my body and if it allows me to gain 10 pounds of muscle in six months. (Hint: It does not, but it will play hell with your circulatory system and other important bits.)

The propaganda is really hitting hard now. It might really be time to buy that large freezer so I can keep meat handy when these doofuses attempt to get it banned. Just because they choose to be poorly-nourished skinnyfats doesn’t mean I have to be.